Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

Elmer

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.

He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF

- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER

by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025

Elmer

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽

Hey look its elmer!

by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021

Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.

I love me some Brandon Elmer Skidmore!

by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024

Elmered

The state of being so fucked up that you cannot move. Being very inebriated.

“Bro spencer was so Elmered at that party last weekend”

by ultra17 October 31, 2020

Elmer

Elmo is a red Muppet character on the long-running PBS/HBO children's television show Sesame Street.2 A furry red monster with a falsetto voice, he has illeism, and also hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment (five minutes since 2017) on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers. He was most often puppeteered by Kevin Clash, but since his resignation in late 2012, he has been puppeteered by Ryan Dillon.34

Elmer, the fire bender, is a bitch!

by The True Historian November 23, 2021