Eggplant man 

The innovator in vegeman porn, His co-star, Corn Man Helped renovate the vegeman porn industry of the millenium

Dude, Eggplant man just put that fire out with his load

Eggplant man by Warlain September 7, 2003

eggplant dick 

Eggplant dick, commonly used by doctors refers to the look of a fractured penis shaft that resembles the look of an eggplant due to bruising and severe swelling. the scientific term is a penile fracture.

Doctor: 'yeah he has given himself an eggplant dick, he should not have done doggy style'.

eggplant dick by ELCarey October 16, 2017

Eggplant titties 

A ugly girl's boobs whose nipples point east and west. Usually brown nipples.

Him: Man she has them Eggplant titties
Him2: What's that man?
Him: Picture a broken dresser and the drawers are pointing different directions.
Him2: Damn.. That's nasty.

Eggplant titties by Y So Serious March 22, 2012

Eggplant Parmesan 

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

Eggplant Parmesan by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

Eggplant theory by Tayne October 11, 2016

eggplant bum 

A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp

I want a big eggplant bum right now

eggplant bum by Pryingpencil November 2, 2017

Eggplant Hard 

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

Eggplant Hard by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017