Disgustingperv who will never leave you alone. You'll wish he had never found your number when he never stops texting you. He's hideous and slimy and will stalk you forever. If you meet an Eddie, RUN AWAY and never turn back!!!!
Person 1: Some nasty perv keeps sending me disgusting texts.
Person 2: Must be an Eddie.
Used to describe a hair line (widow's peak) like Eddie Munster from the sitcom The Munsters. Whenever you greet this person you should shout, "Eddie!", in a rather obnoxious manner, leaving the person confused as hell if they are not familiar with the series.
Man, that guy you set me up with yesterday had a hell of an Eddie".
Your widow-peaked friend walks in:
You: "Eddieeee! How's it going?
A stranger with said hair line walks by, commence by shouting Eddie.
Eddie is normally short for Edward but they hate that. He is the most handsome, charming, sexy man alive. Nobody can resist an Eddie as he is always in love