dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip April 17, 2011

Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 25, 2011

Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Earthquake

An earthquake is the perceptible shaking of the surface of the earth which can be violent enough to destroy major building and kill thousands of people, the severity of the shaking can be barley felt or violent enough to toss people around.

The Christchurch earthquake killed 185 people and destroyed the Christchurch Cathedral.

by Autistic Fish June 19, 2018

Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018