Earth 

A big round lump of crap floating in space

Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing

Earth by hahaha July 22, 2003

earth 

is a duck...... yes a giant floating duck

the earth is not:
round

flat
yellow
seven

its a DUCK

don't @ me the earth is a duck

earth by the girl on this screen April 2, 2019

Earth 

Earth, n. A destination.

"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."

Earth by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005

earth 

Where George Dubya Bush isn't

What America Control(Capitalist Bastards)

Watch him everytime hes on TV thats a good example or just look at him He doesnt know what anything is at all

earth by baz August 9, 2004

Earth 

A monumentally painful shit

I need an earth

Earth by Tommy D November 4, 2003

Earth 

A polluted planet that is overwhelmed by technology and occasionally has a massive world fight.

Our planet.
The 3rd planet away from the sun.
An inner planet.
In the Goldilocks Zone.

Alien 1 "I heard Earth wanted to get to Mars."
Alien 2 "I can't believe they haven't got to Neptune yet!"

Alien 1 "Yeah, lol!"

Alien 3 "I would hate to see the pollution!"

Alien 1 "They have got many good things though..."

Earth by Love writing July 27, 2016

Earth 

Something we are fucking up right now

The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.

Earth by Dubiks December 14, 2018