Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

Edis

He has light brown hair and gorgeous blue eyes. He plays basketball. Center of attention in his school. Very attractive. He's the type that plays basketball on lunch break. He cares about his family and loves saying "buddy" "bro" and "dude" He is bad at math. Edis is strong and muscular. He has a good style and he either has an Iphone 13 or 14. He is very confident.

Jessica: OMG! Did you see Edis new hoodie?
Micheal: Yes! I love his style.

by glishglish July 11, 2023

Edis

the owner of the entire trap, he flips a brick before u can blink and the rollie had his diamonds dancing on his wrist. he's also cool af and shit cus he doesn't watch some fufu shit like Family Guy, nah it's #SimpsonsGang out here, fuck u mean? #300

Hey mayne, you're the real Edis out here, I heard you run the trap.

by Intergalactic Shaman December 13, 2016

edie

a bitch

"you know edie?"
"oh, that bitch?"

by trixiebell3 November 22, 2021

Edis

He is a very thin boy, a caring boy who gets sad a little too fast and someone with more drip than the ocean. He is the best homeboy you can wish for and will always be in your heart.

"edis has the most drip of them all"
"Yeah i know and he is cute too"

by Davidschleim the Real Ome July 22, 2021

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

Edis

A guy with bad facial hair and a really bad sense of style. His shlong is usually small and petite. He likes using words like "shlatt" and "dick", probably because of his deep fascination with them.

"Who is Edis?"

"That guy sucks"

by bigbackflippingpanda January 4, 2025