The moment my face hit her asshole she shot a fart out like a cannon my hair flew back. I had just received the Devils Dyson.
by Philma Kraken February 1, 2025
Get the Devils Dysonmug. The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023
Get the The Dysonmug. That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
by anonymous June 21, 2023
Get the dyson air wrapmug. by socket5c July 19, 2024
Get the dyson diseasemug. "Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."
by UniquePleasure April 28, 2024
Get the The Dysonmug. (Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
Get the Certified by Dysonmug. by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
Get the dyson hoover assmug.