Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Dr. Phil

Honestly the hottest man on the entire stinkin earth.

DUDE #1: Dr. Phil is hot
DUDE #2: Yes

by 12344566y2gty3gey September 2, 2020

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022