Douchebag

(noun), Michael Moore.

John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.

by G.E.D. April 20, 2006

Douchebag

Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag

by Bridgmister April 22, 2006

Douchebag

A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell

Wow, he can't even spell "tiny penis" correctly without being aroused, what a douchebag!

by lifesvr February 5, 2010

Douchebag

A person who plays xbox live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to insult other people playing in addition to constantly using the word bro while doing so

Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play Halo because the are always teabagging other players.

by glozz44 May 26, 2009

Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.

Scott Petterson is a douchebag.

by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006

Douchebag

A guy that has the perks of being a boyfriend (handholding, huging and touching) but is not considered the boyfriend by the girl or her inner circle of friends.

Dude:Is he her boyrfriend?

Other Dude:Nope He is her Douchebag.

by 6Degrees May 28, 2008

Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009