Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

douchamonger

Pronounced: (doosh-uh-mong-ur)

One who constantly acts like a douche on epic proportions.

(Douche slaps other guy's books on the ground.)
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..

by Pdoany. February 25, 2009

Deuce on the loose

A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.

1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 17, 2009

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013

Jacked Full of Deuce

Description for something that is full of shit (literally).

So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.

by deucemaster August 26, 2013

deuce out

Another way of saying peace out, deuce meaning two (two fingers peace sign).

A: Bye Bakes
B: Hey deuce out Lizard
A: Yea peace

by Luke Big Bakes March 4, 2009