ditz

A scatterbrained or eccentric person.

a dumb lame or stupid person.

by folo January 24, 2005

short dizzle

a tiny penis that is usually owned by a wanna-be thug/wigger that claims to have a giant hog between his toothpicks

Gib wanted to be a porn star, until the talent scout told him he was a short dizzle.

by Jim Rieth September 7, 2004

Paging ditz

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.

HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.

by drinkeer February 21, 2009

Ditz

A ditz, or a ditzy person is someone who is being stupid or day dreaming. It can also be a person of random inclination.

Sarah: Look, I'm a bunny *boingboingboing*
Sammy: Sarah, you are such a ditz sometimes!

by The Quintessential August 24, 2009

ditzy

ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)

sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)

Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....

or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!

by kitty February 28, 2004

ditz with tits

Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.

"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"

"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."

by Timmay D February 26, 2008

G-O-Dizzle!

God is Good!

I once lost a Library book and was worried that I would have to replace it. To my joy, someone found it and returned it to the Library! G-O-Dizzle! Yes he is!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 9, 2021