dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.

That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!

by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009

Grant Dirks

max davis wrote this in an attempt to be funny. he fail miserably like he usually does in life.

Grant "Dirks" owns you max. youre on the B team in rugby, you suck.

by greg boyle March 22, 2005

dirk palmer

The act of being cool, esp. living cool.

I wish I was like you. I wish I was dirk palmer enough to do that.

by Harry Fuck April 11, 2005

Daddy Dirks

The ultimate example of a scoundrel, particularly when someone misuses money that is not theirs, as in the case of public funds. Originated from UC Berkeley ex-Chancellor Dirks

A: Dude, my roommate stole my security deposit and bought a stash of weed
B: Your roommate is basically Daddy Dirks

A: I never thought someone could squander the charity's money like that!
B: Daddy Dirks would

by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

dirk kuyt

Former Liverpool football club player who is considered as a legend around those parts of Liverpool

Kenny Dalglish: what a legend dirk kuyt was

by Newwordguy June 16, 2015

Dirk Bird

The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.

Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird

by BroZone555 February 6, 2017