dirk nowitzki 

the finest best NBA player the world has ever seen!

Dirk Nowitzki is so dreamy and hott and talented

dirk nowitzki by ada41 May 17, 2006

dirk caber 

The best gay porn star ever. He teaches young twinks and straighties the ways of muscley gayness. He likes to lick warm cum off of his fuckerees.

The boys and I were jerking off to that Dirk Caber scene last night. He made us cum so hard.

dirk caber by Dirk Caber’s Bae December 3, 2017

Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux 

Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux is a man of ambition and extreme intelligence of which the most known is Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II, king of Sweden, Britain, Denmark and Spain;Marshall of la Grande Armée; Emperor of the French; Emperor of Rome; Protector of the Rhine; co-prince of Andorra and many more titles

I prefer Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux over Poot or Tjoop.

Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the November 21, 2021

Dirk Digler 

A big cock. Like that of a porn star.

His Dirk Digler hung out of his fly.

Dirk Digler by kenz November 25, 2003

dirk shot 

attempting and making a ridiculous shot. Particularly in "fading away" fashion. Similar to the 2011 NBA Playoffs where Dirk Nowitzki went H.A.M. for two solid months and made multiple clutch dirk shots

While falling out of bounds, Dirk Nowitzki j'd the dirk shot over Lebron James to seal Game 6 of the NBA Finals

dirk shot by Drowe March 17, 2012

dirk storder 

An alternative (joke) name for the character Dirk Strider from homestuck.

"Who is dirk storder?"

"Dirk Strider?"
"Yeah, that's what I said, dirk storder 🙄"

dirk storder by maddestlad February 9, 2021

dirk diggler 

the best person ever

dirk diggler is so cool

dirk diggler by dirkmfdiggler November 9, 2018