Dick

Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)

My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!

by missmetalhead January 18, 2013

dick

A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.

Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.

Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.

Caroline - ...

by Gary V. March 5, 2007

dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

by piddla May 15, 2017

Dick

A generic name for a heterosexual man.

Girl 1: Where did Dick go?
Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name?
Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew.
Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.

by dick69 April 15, 2009

Dicking

To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.

"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"

by rattig December 10, 2022

Dick

A male

Kara: You need to loosen up girl and go get some dick
Lydia: Some dick it is

by Anonymously_Anonymous August 21, 2021

Dick

We all know that your bored so you have to search this up I get it but go on google or some shit idk do something creative you bored fuck.

Wow you have a big dick

by MintGOD October 19, 2020