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Dick

Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)
My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!
by missmetalhead January 18, 2013
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dick

A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.
Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.

Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.

Caroline - ...
by Gary V. March 5, 2007
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dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything
oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking
by piddla May 15, 2017
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Dick

Girl 1: Where did Dick go?
Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name?
Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew.
Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.
by dick69 April 15, 2009
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Dicking

To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.
"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"
by rattig December 10, 2022
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Dick

Kara: You need to loosen up girl and go get some dick
Lydia: Some dick it is
by Anonymously_Anonymous August 21, 2021
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Dick

We all know that your bored so you have to search this up I get it but go on google or some shit idk do something creative you bored fuck.
Wow you have a big dick
by MintGOD October 19, 2020
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