dexter

The act of finger-blasting your fartbox while tripping on dxm.

Charlie was tripping so hard that he gave himself a dexter in the middle of the party!

by CockNBalls54454 December 9, 2008

Dexterising

Like moisturising except watching Dexter.

Skin feeling a bit dry? Try Dexterising! You'll forget about those dry patches in no time!

by curvy_banana September 3, 2013

Dexter sex

When you murder that pussy so good, it's like you're a criminal or a serial killer.

"It was like some Dexter sex, the way I was murderin' that pussy."

by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017

Dexter haitt

A lil craigslist faggot that has to get his dope cause he's sad stupid fuckn kike

Dope is bad dexter haitt

by Fritzchan2 April 20, 2018

Dexter Page-et

A black cat that does mad libs for 6 hours at a time and plays pubg mobile in school

Dexter Page-et is gay

by M.D.SHAF1 June 4, 2018

Dexter Page-et

A black cat that plays mad libs for 6 hours at a time and plays pubg mobile in school

Dexter Page-Et is gay

by M.D.SHAF1 June 4, 2018

Dexter

A cute dairy farmer that talks slow as fuck with a long cock and he is not afraid to helicopter that bitch. He also has a brother that eats steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Enters the loft:

Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"

Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"

by Pooper34 March 28, 2019