Derby Park 

verb- To sit in your car alone at the park, typically close to the playground.

Bill: Yo, why is there an old man watching those kids on the monkey bars?
Ted: Oh that's just Caesar. He always Derby Parks when kids come to the playground.
Bill: Kinda creepy ngl.

Ted: Ayo chill, he's a good dude.

Derby Park by EddieChambeau April 10, 2023

Friendly Derby

The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.

Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).

We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.

The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.

The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.

Friendly Derby by Stargoat October 2, 2012

derby academy

A private middle school in Hingham Massachusetts where the girls are fake and the boys are judgy jerks but the friendships are tight and long lasting and everyone says they are ready to leave until realize how much they will really miss it and what it means to them.

“Do you go to Derby Academy?”
“Yeah I’m a little sick of it but I love all my friends there it’s always a good time”

derby academy by I’mAnonymous February 10, 2018

The Derp Crew 

A group of Youtubers which come together to create videos

Chilled Chaos/CriousGamers - Very deceptive, and a floozy, plays tons of variety games.
ZeRoyalViking - Chilled's bitch, and science nerd, does some indies to major titles.
GaLmHD/Sondoman - Great at most games like FPS, story driven games, salty at Mario Kart.
tehsmarty/Smarticus - The chilled out derp of the group, also impulse decisions.
TomFawkes - Supreme god at Mario Kart. Good at voice acting, and playthroughs
AphexArcade - Competitive player, he has his shit macro'd, and is also the shortest.

Person 1: Did you see The Derp Crew's new session of Uno!
Person 2: Yeah, it's also ironic that Aphex didn't get any green cards.

The Derp Crew by Fakkutian January 20, 2017

derp gun 

Derp Gun - A gun that causes a lot of damage with one shot, usually having a very long reload time and low penetration. Usually associated with short, High-caliber guns that load HE. Artillery guns are not considered derps (e.g. the 'derp gun' on the USSR tank KV-2).

The joy of the derp gun, is like the joy of s*x, but with explosions.

derp gun by Slagger42 May 16, 2014

A Dirty Derby 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.

After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble

A Dirty Derby by ConcreteCartel August 5, 2020

Passenger Derby 

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

Passenger Derby by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012