Deez Nutz

A meme, made by a guy who who told his friend his nuts where in the mail.

Friend: “What You Got In Yo Mail?”
Me: “Deez Nutz, HA! Goteeem!”

by Insert Name______ June 3, 2019

Deez Nutz

Your cock

Can ya fit deez Nutz in ur mouth?

by Fatherless milk man June 14, 2022

deez nutz

a flavor of chocate and also ur ballz

i got the new Deez Nutz flavor of chocolate
Deez Nutz are noice

by @spaghetto November 7, 2023

deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

deez nutz

response to people’s dumb ass questions/comments suggestive towards your nuts

tom: hey tamera ur gay
tamera: deez nutz

by 420690 October 14, 2019

deez nutz

a combination of 2 words to add to a joke and or insult

joey: "yo bro have you seen that new rydon mod in blade and sorcery"

jim: "what?"

joey: "rydon deez nutz lol"

jim: "shit"

by THEREALCOOLDOG January 14, 2022