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Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
mugGet the Decorative gourdmug.

poop decoration

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
mugGet the poop decorationmug.

Rage decorating

When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.
We have to be at home the day after thanksgiving because my wife is rage decorating tomorrow.
by Ross52066 November 23, 2018
mugGet the Rage decoratingmug.

fridgemas decoration

Noun;

Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration
by marklarthewelby July 5, 2022
mugGet the fridgemas decorationmug.

Decorizing

Making something look hype. Not what your mother's room would look like.
Your room looks legit! Great job decorizing!
by Kruelt January 15, 2017
mugGet the Decorizingmug.

floor decor

An Item you put on the floor to make it pretty.
That rug is a nice floor decor.
by Astralstarlight October 20, 2020
mugGet the floor decormug.

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations
Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day
by .tormentor November 1, 2021
mugGet the National put up your xmas decorations daymug.

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