.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.
by anonymous December 26, 2021

When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.
by Ross52066 November 23, 2018

Noun;
Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
by marklarthewelby July 5, 2022

by Kruelt January 15, 2017

by Astralstarlight October 20, 2020

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day
by .tormentor November 1, 2021
