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declapse

when something shrinks into nothing
george started crying after he woke up from surgery and realized his penis had declapsed
the universe expanded, until eventually it declapsed
by micropen February 27, 2021
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Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.
Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*
by Yopmail User February 23, 2023
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Declan

Known for being good at football and usually fashionable declans can turn out gay but he will be really friendly

Whos that guy oh Declan he's so friendly
Oh yeah he's such a Declan he's the friendliest guy ever
by 2266 March 10, 2018
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Declan

Really Funny but sometimes annoying. Really loud and weird.

Acts Tough but has a really sensitive inside

if provoked will beat the shit out of you
Stupid Kid: Fuk you declan
Declan:Bitch lemme at you
Stupid kid: Naw
by Large_Chod3_in_ur_mouth October 1, 2019
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Declan

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by Declan Declan February 2, 2021
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Declan

Declan is very gay
Group Chat: Declan is Gay
Declan: I sure am
by PonyPony17 January 22, 2019
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