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Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...
Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭

Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭

Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Deception party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deceit/deception.
They threw me a deception party and I hated it.

Do not do a deception party please.

Sometimes a deception party is really fun.
by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023
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deceptive tonality

Telling a lie in tonality that makes the lie more believable, and kills any doubts.
Some people use a deceptive tonality to reinforce a lie they are telling. For example, they will answer, “No,” but in a tonality that says it would be unthinkable for that person to have said or done what they are saying they did not say or do, and they may even intimidate the listener so he will feel stupid if he ever doubted or dared to question their statement.
by but for May 3, 2022
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Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."
by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009
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deceptive

giving an appearance or impression different from the true one; misleading
he put the question with deceptive casualness
by WeAreWeebs July 28, 2021
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contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.
1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!
by euphemismo February 28, 2019
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deceptively athletic

Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”
John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat
by Randy Randinger July 14, 2021
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