Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

The Deaf Russell

When your cumming in your gay lovers ass and moaning like a deaf girl getting fucked in the ass for the first time.

When I cum in my apprentice ass it was like The Deaf Russell.

by Yetiarms April 22, 2022

deaf and diligent

a worker who is so busy that he/she does not hear his/her surroundings

Person A:I can't get Dan's attention.
Person B:That's because he's deaf and diligent.

by constromlie March 29, 2009

I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 22, 2008

Tone Deaf

All bad pop stars, especially Britney Spears

"Oh my gosh, whats wrong with this crappy music, she must be tone deaf"

by Barbi June 11, 2006

Color Deaf

The ability to only hear white people.

What? I'm color deaf.

by Da44 January 13, 2015