kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 19, 2011

deaf and diligent

a worker who is so busy that he/she does not hear his/her surroundings

Person A:I can't get Dan's attention.
Person B:That's because he's deaf and diligent.

by constromlie November 12, 2008

tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 11, 2021

Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Tone Deaf

All bad pop stars, especially Britney Spears

"Oh my gosh, whats wrong with this crappy music, she must be tone deaf"

by Barbi June 07, 2006

Color Deaf

The ability to only hear white people.

What? I'm color deaf.

by Da44 January 14, 2015