Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 3, 2021

The Deaf Russell

When your cumming in your gay lovers ass and moaning like a deaf girl getting fucked in the ass for the first time.

When I cum in my apprentice ass it was like The Deaf Russell.

by Yetiarms April 22, 2022

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

Tone Deaf

All bad pop stars, especially Britney Spears

"Oh my gosh, whats wrong with this crappy music, she must be tone deaf"

by Barbi June 11, 2006

Color Deaf

The ability to only hear white people.

What? I'm color deaf.

by Da44 January 13, 2015