deacon

an abnormally large beefy and fat man.

‘that guy over there weighs more than both of our houses put together’
‘yeah obvs that’s deacon’

by timmysaquariusgf December 28, 2023

Deacon

Deacon is a naturally funny pal. He may seem like an F-boy at first, but is you get to know him, he's a total bro. Makes you laugh, very trustworthy and genuinely nice. Your lucky if you have a Deacon in your life :)

Girl: omg let's go out on Saturday but me and you ;)
Deacon: sorry! I'll be too busy hangin' with my bros

by A friend of a guy named Deacon October 27, 2019

Deacon

The pure definition of insanity and the lowest of the lows a reheat from family and believes that they are the best at everything they do

Bryce is such a deacon we should just go home

by Imaginewaggons June 23, 2021

Deacon

The HOTTEST guy EVER, and the biggest chad, he told Newton how to invent Gravity, shakespeare how to write and Bruce Lee how to fight. Has a 13 inch cock (soft) and attracts people of all over the globe just to see his face.

"DEACON IS COMING TO NEW YORK FOR A TOUR"
"GET THE COLLEGE FUNDS!"

by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022

Deacon Jelinek

The finest of deacons. Sense of humor. Presides over a freshman religion class. Unknown relation to Jallen and Krotec.

You want to be in Deacon Jelinek's class.

by Spuds33 September 12, 2022

Deacon

Funny, Kind, Cute, Loveable, and perfect in every way. You deserve the world. I love you because of your side profile and you're funny and cool. -L

Deacon is honestly a snack and hes an amazing person

by i.have.2.favs May 29, 2022

Deacon

Deacon isn’t the smartest but he has two amazing friends in his class that never let him down and usually both start with Am in there name and has blond hair and loves cats

I’m Deacon I love cats

by anonymous March 10, 2022