Davey

The most perfect boy. He’s kind, funny, hot, caring, sweet, generous, loving, smart, and just ethereal. I would do absolutely anything to be with this boy forever. He is my light in the dark, my song in the silence. I bet that when he looks at the moon, the moon looks back at him.

Me: I love Davey
Mom: Ok… You’ve told me 100 times within the past 5 minutes…

by kiruhh July 29, 2023

Davey

Meh.... 'Still...Not...Bitten','Kenny... Is that you?...','Do you prefer Shitbird?..','Sweet pea..' and many more quotes that you know.. Your a fellow fan and a good person to talk to, not known you long but you put a smile on my face and make me laugh a lot! Your a good friend.

Is that Davey? Isnt he obsessed with the walking dead..?

by I._.Dont._.Know November 5, 2018

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

Stephen Davey

This guy is a sound all rounder. If I could be like anyone it would be Stephen Davey. Also steals people birds when he gets a bit of drink in him but usually dead on. Big ears but

That guy Stephen Davey is cool

by Rocket socks November 22, 2021

davey

davey : An egotistical male that is often recognized as a dickead and in many instances a bully , short for "dickhead davey" use with lower caps for reduced status ...

During his review of Dragon Pizza it was pretty evident that he was just a no good davey!

by dhead_davey September 9, 2023

davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)

woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

Davey

Shut up you're lying. No one's been named Davey since the 1600's in Great Britain. Do you have a little blond pony tail and a hat with a feather? Unbelievable.

"Hey my name's Davey"
"Hi my name's Duke Archibald Fletchers on the 3rd!"
"Really?"
"No of course not I was mocking you"

by PenisFunnyWord October 3, 2021