dankalankadingdong

A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.

"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."

by madeinguam June 5, 2009

dankruptcy

Not having weed. Like bankruptcy, but DANKruptcy. Ya kno?

Tom- "I declare dankruptcy! I needa cop some more bud."

by takeatoke January 22, 2011

danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

Dankas

thanks

-someone holds the door open for you- you say 'dankas'

by hattmerlino May 28, 2017

Dankaroos

teddy grahams plus betty crocker icing
pretty much the same thing as dunkaroos but for a more college age, munchie searching audience.

"those are some delicious dankaroos"
"the most useful thing i learned in college is how to make dankaroos"
"yo after this j lets go get some dankaroos"

by the roobot November 24, 2009

dankering

1. to danker
2. to danker about, the dankering art.
3. see danker

When I danker, I am dankering. When I do not danker, I am not dankering at all.

by sash334 July 4, 2004

Dankarompa

A spicy dish composed of human semen, curry, and cumin. The male ejaculates on the face of another individual and dusts the semen with both curry and cumin. It is then scrapped off and served fresh. It is often served withe rice.

1-He just finished making dankarompa on her face.
2-They sat down and enjoyed a bowl of dankarompa

by Hodgescott March 7, 2014