by ...tea March 06, 2019
Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.
“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”
“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”
“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”
by Boozdog November 24, 2021
Some fucking bloke who just fucks off mid internet fight because he can’t even manage to charge his phone.
by 🖤👑💎 July 27, 2018
Damiens are virgins. They try to get girls but they just say I don’t like 2 centimeter dick. They beat they meat everyday and fail every year on no nut November. A girl never will mess with a Damien because they can only last about 30 seconds in the bed. Damien’s are usually gay so they will most likely try to grab your dick in class so you better watch out.
by Damien’s November 26, 2018
by notsaeed March 07, 2016
A sassy lad with a fine downy fluff creeping up his scrotal zipper seam. He enjoys the scent of his own flatulence and makes love to his pet rabbit. On Tuesdays through Fridays, a Damien can often be found crossing swords with a local transient gentleman behind the local five-and-dime for burger money.
Man one: “I sharted out the tip of my dick during the sermon. Father Nugget glared at me.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”
by Krenzz June 29, 2020
Brought you to this world
You were a child full of hate
At first, I tried to stop you
But you knew it was too late
Grew to be a man
That would defy all the heavens
Only hope left on Earth
Are the deadly seven
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Went to find the child
In the grave of thee unknown
Could not understand the reasons
Why you were not told
Hell hounds running wild
As Satan's blood flows
Through their veins
Once you have the blades in hand
Damien will be slain
You were a child full of hate
At first, I tried to stop you
But you knew it was too late
Grew to be a man
That would defy all the heavens
Only hope left on Earth
Are the deadly seven
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Went to find the child
In the grave of thee unknown
Could not understand the reasons
Why you were not told
Hell hounds running wild
As Satan's blood flows
Through their veins
Once you have the blades in hand
Damien will be slain
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Hell civilization will fall
Pray Satan's hearing your call
Satan, you've lost all you built
To the hands of the truth
Found the sign of Satan
On his skull was 666
Took him to the altar
Placed beneath the crucifix
Pain of indecision
As you have to kill your son
Shot down cause thought insane
Satan, he has won
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Hell civilization will fall
Pray Satan's hearing your call
Satan, you've lost all you built
To the hands of the truth
Found the sign of Satan
On his skull was 666
Took him to the altar
Placed beneath the crucifix
Pain of indecision
As you have to kill your son
Shot down cause thought insane
Satan, he has won
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
by Death Menace December 08, 2022