Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020

big floppy donkey dick

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 28, 2005

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner

Ah big floppy donkey dick there's shit in my salad

by Mr Potato7 May 8, 2015

strawberry floppy-donkey-dick

the excessively large penis generally used in a strawberry shortcock.

"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."

by Paul SN November 27, 2007

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

rubber donkey dick

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

by fluffer November 23, 2002