Dongshot

A close up picture of your member usually tweeted, MMS'ed, Facebooked or emailed in response to a Craigslist personals ad.

Weinergate just goes to show you the power of a dongshot.

by simplysanj November 30, 2011

Doneset

A verb. To end someone or something with extreme prejudice.

"You just got donesetted!"

"I donesetted your face!"

"These kids are doneset."

"I'm gonna doneset that shit."

by A Chinese Myth Dragon May 21, 2008

dogsick

n. the feeling of missing a dog or dogs. Also, dogsickness.

Q. Jane seems a little down. Is she all right?
A. She's a little dogsick, I think. She misses Spot.

by Megoo99 December 14, 2010

dingshit

a person, that is so stupid and full of shit, they should not be respected or believed.

At what point will everyone see that Diane Sawyer is one of the biggest "dingshits" on TV.

by Lana Cane October 11, 2011

Dingsner

Usually said in an Australian accent. Referring to someone who acts silly, uneducated, or not a all together.

“I accidentally brushed my teeth with hand soap this morning. I’m such a dingsner!”

by MelancholicxMadness December 27, 2018

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

by Nick D May 30, 2003