dilfed

getting sent a picture of dilfs (dads i’d like to f*ck). similar to rickrolling

“my friend sydney sent me a picture of both daniel bruhl and chris evans”
“dude... you got dilfed”

by mytearsricochetedupmyass April 29, 2021

Dilf

Same thing as a milf, except for a dad.

Dad I love to fuck

Person 1: Hey have you met Josh’s dad?
Person 2: I have he’s a total dilf

by Dilfdaddy123 December 30, 2018

dilf

dad
i’d

like to

fuck

johnny suh dilf agenda

person one: did u watch the kick it mv
person two: yeah for like the 15th time, johnny is such a dilf
person one: but he doesn’t have ki-
person two: YEAH WELL I WOULD STILL CALL HIM DADDY SO SHUT UP
person one: 😳

by taesnicotineaddiction February 24, 2021

DILF

A super hot dad you'd like to fuck.
Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Matthew McConaughey is deff a dilf.

by matthew mcconaughty January 8, 2020

DILF

A dad or father that one wishes to have sexual relations with.

"sally your dad is a DILF i would really like to bring him in my bed and screw him."

by DILF, daddy i wanna bang March 19, 2009

DILF

Dad I'd Like (to) Fornicate (with)

Kristie told me she thinks Johnny Depp is a real DILF but I prefer Gavin Rossdale.

by naitokaze February 4, 2010

DILF

A female's version of MILF (see Milf).

Milf=Mom.I'd.Like.To.Fuck
Dilf=Dad.I'd.Like.To.Fuck

Ben Folds is a DILF!

by I heart Teriyaki April 8, 2009