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Chocolate Dessert Dance

The dance performed after two childish teenagers finish their chocolaty pudding, involving the wibbling of the arms in a side-to-side motion and overly-enthusiastic facial expressions.
Mother left the room. The second she was gone, Tom and Agatha were performing the Chocolate Dessert Dance until their asses fell off!
by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009
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The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
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See me for dessert

A form of smack-talk. Apply's in any means of competition whether it be video games, sports, etc. To "see someone for dessert" means that one person has already beaten his/her opponent or "eaten the main course", but the loser can have the satisfactory/consolation of a rematch or "See them for dessert", but any victory after the fact isn't as sweet.
Rob: I just beat you 4-0 in FIFA! See me for dessert

Nick: W/e you cheated, I want a rematch.

Rob: Sure but remember I beat you first.
by britt611 October 5, 2011
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Hot Dessert

n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.
A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?

D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.
by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010
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Ukranian Dessert

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011
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elephant's dessert

You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.
I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.
by sexy skydiver January 2, 2009
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Dirty Dessert

The step after "sloppy seconds".

-Being the third person to get with a girl.
Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.
by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009
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