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The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
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Denise

Denise is a beautiful amazing girl that is loved by everyone. She will make your day the best and is always there for you. Denise is good looking, very popular and is way more good looking than Alva.
-look there is Denise

-Yes she is looking so good.
by 13 37 October 20, 2019
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Denise

Denise is lovely, funny and smart.

Denise has silky, brown hair, and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.

Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.

She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.

Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
Guy 1: Bro, do you have a female best friend?
Guy 2: No, much better: I've got a Denise.
by Darth Noah August 3, 2024
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Denise

Denise is a whore that switches from guy to guy
by Abraham Dingleberry February 14, 2023
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chris and denise

lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy
person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"

person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"
by evadxz 😛 September 17, 2022
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Denise

Denise is the cutest woman to ever walk the earth
by Baby girl 1996 August 17, 2021
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