When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
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