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hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008
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cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter
by cow cooter April 8, 2019
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Tractor Cooter

When u get raw dogged so hard it feels like you got a tractor to the cooter
My pussy is so sore. His dick game was so hard he gave me tractor cooter. My wheat field has been plowed…”
by cootergirl123 April 23, 2023
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Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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Flappy Cooter

When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.
Grandma's so old gravity has given here a case of Flappy Cooter
by TastesLikeDeadBaby November 26, 2003
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cooter ball

The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!
by lil jon April 10, 2005
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Cooter Twister

When you cannot penetrate the bra region to give a titty twister and in return have to grab a girl by the pussy and twist.
Grab that bitch by both lips and give her a cooter twister.
by slammasterj May 7, 2010
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