Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
Curtis is the most expensive human ever to buy. Hes sexy and awesome, and he'll be the best boyfriend ever. Not to mention, everyone loves him. Surely a sexy man! Plus the handsomeness!