Cuntasaurus

A stupid whore who thinks she is hott shit but in reality resembles a t-rex or raptor or dinosauric looking creature.

Might be good at giving head because her looks are getting her no where.

Has no friends becuase everyone knows she is a slut.

She thinks she owns everyone and everything but all she really has is herpes.

Guy 1: "damn how could you hit that last night? shes the ugliest creature i;ve ever seen!!! what would you even call that?"

Guy 2: "Shes called a cuntasaurus.....shes fugly but shes an expert at puffing the pen1s."

Guy 1: "cant....llook...any more..... ew!"

by babygirl10500009 October 2, 2011

cuntastic

Opposite of cuntrageous. Adjective used to describe a desirable or fantastic situation or event.

WE WON LOTTO! Cuntastic!

by Ryan September 13, 2004

cuntism

The behaviour of a cunt (noun)

"stop with the cuntism (verb)" (acting like a cunt)

by feeling creative October 26, 2012

Cuntasaurus Rex

when something does not gots ones way, this is a common term used to announce frustration to a person or inatimate objest or a video game, preferably Halo 3

Boom, Headshot!
WHy do u have to be a Cuntasaurus Rex

by Doomenic Doomificato February 11, 2008

Cuntastic

An absolutely smashing woman's genatalia

She pulled her undies to one side and her lesbian lover exclaimed - Wow! That looks and tastes cuntastic - it's a beaut

by Vaginia January 16, 2008

cuntsman

A person who thinks they are God's gift to women.

In his twenties he George W. Bush was known as a "cuntsman," "He walked up to a matronly woman at a smart cocktail party and asked, 'So, what's sex like after 50, anyway?' -Erik Baard for The Village Voice, Sep. 28, 2004

by JrGruff McGruff August 13, 2007

cuntascunta

1) a vagina which is extra foul
2) a detestable woman who also has a dirty vagina

I can't believe he cheated on me with that cuntascunta!

by Lauren, Becca and Cassie December 27, 2007