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"I got that cryptachronacuttalike nigga"
by c MILLS November 16, 2007
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Cryptocurrency

a stupid piece 'o' doodoo money that nobody uses because nobody knows who the anonymous creator crybaby is. what an idiot and chicken.
Cryptocurrency is so dumb
by JazzyBag YT May 25, 2022
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CrypticNoOne

To be the Twitter account in the history of Twitter
Albert : That tweet is a banger
IcyVert : It got me feeling like CrypticNoOne
by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020
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Cryptocurrency

Thinly veiled subtext, passive-aggressive language, or ambiguity masquerading as an equivalent to honest dialog. A bid, exchange, or transaction made by utilizing cryptic comments and/or camouflaged questions meant to conceal one’s true meaning. Commonly used to express sentiments too cutting, self-revealing, or vulnerable to say outright. An indirect medium of communication given, received, or transacted post-conversion from its original, more transparent currency, with an exchange-rate that varies based on intention. The motive and personal truth/truths; offered by an individual, accepted by individuals, or adopted by a group; hidden in language.
“That cute guy I met at the new coffee bar downtown asked me if my boyfriend was a coffee snob too, and I told him that I sadly don’t have one of those right now, but the cryptocurrency was obviously that we’re into each other.”

“Can we quit the ‘scheduling conflict’ cryptocurrency and just admit that you aren’t sure how you feel about me and that’s confusing so now I don’t trust you?”

“Oh my god, the cryptocurrency in all three of Richard Linklater’s ‘Before Trilogy’ is so frustratingly well-written, it makes me want to yell at the characters to just spit it out already!”

“Friend, his text responses are ambiguous af and it isn’t your job to decipher his cryptocurrency. Like John Mayer says, ‘Say what you need to say,’ or shut-up.”

“He went on for 20 minutes about how he is in between projects right now but that he has some really exciting stuff in the works, so his cryptocurrency is likely that he doesn’t have a job.”

“Just be safe tonight, it’s not that I’m worried, I’d just be really sad if you weren’t around to eat half of my every meal after you’ve just told me you weren’t hungry.” “I’m sorry, we don’t accept that cryptocurrency at this bank...but I love you too.”
by They Call Me Sunshine May 14, 2021
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Cryptacize

To criticize someone cryptically, with the aim being them not realising the criticism.
Kate: Do I look fat in this?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?
by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009
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cryptic boss

An adjective that describes something that you know is cool, but still has an air of mystery about it.
That apartment we saw over the weekend was pretty cryptic boss.
by kvon22 August 14, 2011
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Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.
Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.
by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011
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