When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.
After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.
by Mikesbigass December 26, 2014
A condition in women that is analogous to the condition known in men as blue balls.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.
Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.
Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.
1. Q: "Bro, did you put away that girl the other night? She was gagging for it"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"
2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"
2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"
by deepseatrawling March 03, 2014
1. Referring to the style of metal-influenced political punk born in the 80s in england by bands such as Amebix, Axgrinder, and Deviated Instinct.
2. A punk who listens to crust music and dresses "crustie" ie: all black, studded denim jacket or vest, and a plethora of band patches and pseudo-politcal slogans. Other common features included dred mullets and homemade tattoos.
2. A punk who listens to crust music and dresses "crustie" ie: all black, studded denim jacket or vest, and a plethora of band patches and pseudo-politcal slogans. Other common features included dred mullets and homemade tattoos.
We went and saw an awesome crust punk show in someone's basement last night! We were surrounded by about 40 smelly kids with dogs and studded vests drinking 40oz's, and the music was so loud my ears bled. It was great!
by steve May 19, 2004
Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
by TallOne March 25, 2009
A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.
Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?
Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts
Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts
by browntip July 18, 2014
Ally told me gally was mucking crust all night until she completed.
Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.
Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.
by DuqD3Puck October 07, 2021
by Mike CK July 05, 2011