Cornstarch Crusader

Cornstarch Crusader is a racial slur made to be directed at white people.

I hate adelino, He’s such a stupid Cornstarch Crusader

by Zzeerroo October 17, 2021

Starboard Crusader

The Best Team Fortress 2 Hat Of All

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead

by Acchi April 8, 2018

The Fifth Crusade

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.

George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.

by theycallmealex April 14, 2010

carpet crusader

A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.

"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!

by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006

Beat Crusaders

A japanese pop punk band. Unlike most bands they sing about 98% of there songs in english. Wroth a listen to if you wanna listen to something new

I got Beat Crusaders new album POPDOD yesterday!! woot

by Toilet man January 16, 2009

thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

by Hamroll November 30, 2006

Keyboard Crusader

The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.

"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"

by KeyboardCrusader October 29, 2009