by sparkyjo December 16, 2014
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When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.
"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."
by pennyrockit October 5, 2011
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Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009
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by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010
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by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010
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