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crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.
The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.
by sparkyjo December 16, 2014
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Crusty stomach

When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach
I woke up this morning with a crusty stomach, i couldnt be bothered cleaning up last noght
by Axel DT April 12, 2019
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Crusty Muffler

When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.
"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."
by pennyrockit October 5, 2011
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crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009
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crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.
by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010
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Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010
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boi shut yo crusty ass up

The proper way to start a roast when you are about to fuck a bitch up hella hard and he knows what's going down too but he doesn't wanna admit it
Boi shut yo crusty ass up yo gah damn Oprah Winfrey LooKiN ass negga
by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016
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