Cockeyed

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Crickeded

Another word for a retard

Hey man you is crickeded

by Kalberts😆😜 August 23, 2018

Crockerjack

A bestfriend

"Gaige, are you eating crockerjacks."

by Crockerjack123 September 9, 2018

Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.

Tavros Crocker? No I want Tavros Nitram.

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

crocketted

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.

Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.

by omfgsam November 20, 2007

crackered

Upon smoking marijuana, certain individuals can become 'crackered'. Acting overly foolish and downright annoying as hell. Crackered people dont know when to keep their cool and should be beaten with heavy sacks of potatoes.

Derek: Dre, you're fuckin crackered right now!
Dre: *stops chewing on hat* huh?
Chris: fuck dre.....

by bubbagump September 21, 2008