Crit Gritit

a fat cunt who gets paid £45 a week for playing a game hes shit at

Bro hes such a crit gritit

by Olzyybtw November 22, 2021

THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018

Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".

In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.

by jubu2324 July 25, 2011