I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.
by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.
by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

Crinkle. To not be straight-laced but to be easy going and generally good. Chill, cool, relaxed, dope, tight, awesome, lit.
“Dude, that guy is so crinkle!”
“That Enya concert was super crinkle.”
“Was she uptight, or is she pretty crinkle.”
“That Enya concert was super crinkle.”
“Was she uptight, or is she pretty crinkle.”
by TheNorthRundown August 18, 2022

by Scrublord9 March 23, 2021

Getting drunk after drinking liquor from a flattened plastic bottle. The bottle is generally attached to one's person - often taped to a leg and hidden under clothing - and smuggled into a party.
by festivousdaimyo December 3, 2022

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.
by crinklestarlette January 3, 2014
