Closely related to the basic bitch, a creme puff is a young woman characterized by a complete lack of ambition, originality, or any outstanding qualities. Like a real creme puff, she is sweet yet full of air and lacks any kind of substance - what you see on the outside is what you get on the inside. Though not usually fat, the creme puff is at least “soft” and wears clothes and makeup that make her resemble a powdered pastry. Instead of living her own life, the creme puff exists by being like everyone else. “Nice” but excruciatingly boring, they are born without the capacity for independent thought and their pulses never exceed that of an elderly desert tortoise. Drawn to jobs where they can avoid making any of their own decisions, creme puffs are most comfortable as nurse’s assistants, teacher’s assistants (or any other kind of assistant), secretaries, or waitresses. In her free time, the creme puff can be found spending 56% of her paycheck at Bath and Body Works, watching reruns of The Bachelorette, eating lowfat strawberry yogurt, and spending 2 hours getting ready to go literally anywhere. Like a barnacle, the creme puff latches on to certain people, because in fact she would utterly shut down if she were forced to be by herself for even ten minutes. the creme puff will most often tiptoe through the years depending emotionally and financially on her boyfriend/husband, and then die having never taken any risks or made any kind of impact on the world.
“I just went on a date with Lindsey, and I had more fun staring at the wall behind her”
“Sounds like a creme puff”
“Sounds like a creme puff”
by THERADICALDUDE July 02, 2018
I was in the mood for Nasty FruitCake Surprise but to my chagrin i found no fairy creme in Darrin's fridge
by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003
by Derptyderp June 07, 2019
The process of eating a doughnut off of a dick while giving a blowjob and then proceeding to produce the creme.
by Anonymous190437 February 03, 2015
by PixelPaula February 10, 2019
A term used by an evil French teacher, creme de la creme is a scar on the minds of hundreds of children. Perfection is not enough for this teacher, since she wants the de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme of students.
I want only the Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme for my class. I want beyond perfection
by Matress_of_evil January 23, 2005
When u fill up a black girl full of cum and she poots it out and you eat it like the filling of a Boston creme donut
by Mrfuckshit232 February 11, 2019