Creepy by Association 

A phrase that indicates when one is perceived as a creeper even if he/she is not directly doing any creeping. It can be used to describe a perfectly normal, not creepy person who has made company with a creepy person, and therefore is seen as creepy.

Joe: Jason wanted me to go to the party last night with him so he could forget about his breakup, but he ended up just spying on his ex all night.

Dave: Woah. It sounds like you ended up being creepy by association.

Creepy by Association by florida is too hot August 27, 2010

Creepy McRapeFace 

when someone has that face that when you look at it you think that person is going to rape you OR
someone is so creepy that you just have no other way of describing them

"jeez that Rick is such a Creepy McRapeFace. Keep him away from me."

Creepy McRapeFace by Flying flipping fucker October 23, 2011

creepy murray 

When your penis works itself into an uncomfortable position.

Laura was saying something, but the Fedex guy couldn't hear a thing. His attention was diverted by the pressing reminder of a creepy murray. Shorts was the wrong pant to wear in this office.

creepy murray by murraydog January 29, 2008

Creepy McCreeperson 

An individual who needs women like air.....every single female he sees is free game to hit on to the point of repulsion. Creepy smile, darting eyes, and exposed neck muscles when in full creeping form. Impossible to hang out with due to obsession with attempting to hit on opposite sex. This may sound appealing to be a wing man.....but be very careful as to not be connected to this individual in the minds of females.......guilt by association could be lethal. If you are looking for this individual check all old model vans...(especially with no windows in the back) and/or light colored Infinities.

I went to lunch with a Creepy McCreeperson and he offended the waitress to the point I know she spit in our food. What a creep.

Creepy McCreeperson by twan August 16, 2004

creepy tickles 

When you have a close encounter with a spider (or any unwelcome little bug), & after you're hyper-sensitive/aware of EVERY little tickle you feel, fearing it may be another critter crawling on ya.

I cant stop scratching my head ever since I found that ant in my hair. I keep thinking I feel more. I got a bad case of the creepy tickles!

creepy tickles by littledesertflower December 7, 2010

creepy stalker 

people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.

the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.

the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.

Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.

creepy stalker by J.Flry December 27, 2011

creepy hug 

Goes by many monikers. i.e. Awkward Lock; Pelvic Press.

When a dude goes in for the hug, but sneaks in a little pelvic thrust/hip grind action on a girls lower abdomen. Leading to a very one-sided uncomfortable pause. Guys don't usually know they do it.

"Oh My Gosh! Mary I haven't seen you for so long!" *Creepy Hug*

creepy hug by calamata5544 January 9, 2008