Kentucky credit card

A 5 gallon gas can with a siphon hose used to steal gas from someone else's car.

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Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.

Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

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A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.

Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.

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The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.

Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!

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A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

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a piece of rubber tubing and a gas jug, used with the intent of stealing gas.

I'm gonna fill my tank usung my arkansas credit card

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A siphon hose(primarily used to steal gasoline)

Dammit, my car's empty and I filled it up last night. Somebody must have come by with a Georgia Credit Card and emptied me out.

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