Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.

McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark

by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010

couching

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

Cootching

see fingering

My man is da greatest at cootching i screamed the house down last night man!

by Laury and Staky March 28, 2009

jew catching

when you see people geo caching they are jew catching

my mom went out of town on a jew catching trip

by lamthewhoareyouman January 16, 2011