Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?
by benzanato December 13, 2010
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Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.
Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.
by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019
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Cosmic Delta

the most illegal legal discord user
is charged with various war crimes and cybercrimes
also for murder
They arrested him in Tijuana for multiple homicide
he only said pentakill
A few months ago he escaped from jail for now he's on the loose
if you find it run away from it
Cosmic Delta: :)
Discord User: taco sombrero
by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020
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Cosmic Nebula

an annoying asshole who won't shut the fuck up about caculators
Nobody cares about your Calculators, Cosmic Nebula
by Nerdgaming104 June 20, 2022
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Cosmic Booze

Ideas or sentences that induce a state of awe about your place in the universe.

Intoxicatingly beautiful ideas or phrases that make you light headed and/or euphoric
I saw that Exurb1a video, it was cosmic booze fr.

"You are nothing. You are everything. It's galactic gaslighting" -Exurb1a

Hearing that parase was some mad cosmic booze.
by KPhil9 April 17, 2023
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Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).
"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"
by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 16, 2016
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cosmic wank

I had a cosmic wank last night’”
by Claret123 November 25, 2017
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