Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw

Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea

by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 15, 2022

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 13, 2010

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

Cosmic Nebula

an annoying asshole who won't shut the fuck up about caculators

Nobody cares about your Calculators, Cosmic Nebula

by Nerdgaming104 June 20, 2022

Cosmic Delta

the most illegal legal discord user
is charged with various war crimes and cybercrimes
also for murder
They arrested him in Tijuana for multiple homicide
he only said pentakill
A few months ago he escaped from jail for now he's on the loose
if you find it run away from it

Cosmic Delta: :)
Discord User: taco sombrero

by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020

Cosmic Booze

Ideas or sentences that induce a state of awe about your place in the universe.

Intoxicatingly beautiful ideas or phrases that make you light headed and/or euphoric

I saw that Exurb1a video, it was cosmic booze fr.

"You are nothing. You are everything. It's galactic gaslighting" -Exurb1a

Hearing that parase was some mad cosmic booze.

by KPhil9 April 17, 2023