Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021

Cosmic Nebula

an annoying asshole who won't shut the fuck up about caculators

Nobody cares about your Calculators, Cosmic Nebula

by Nerdgaming104 June 19, 2022

Cosmic Booze

Ideas or sentences that induce a state of awe about your place in the universe.

Intoxicatingly beautiful ideas or phrases that make you light headed and/or euphoric

I saw that Exurb1a video, it was cosmic booze fr.

"You are nothing. You are everything. It's galactic gaslighting" -Exurb1a

Hearing that parase was some mad cosmic booze.

by KPhil9 April 16, 2023

cosmic oose

Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)

after we die we all become cosmic oose

by Mr manana March 7, 2016

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 14, 2010

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019