You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
Get the virgin corn on the cobmug. by Devin92140 December 11, 2018
Get the Corn On My Cobmug. The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the Corn on the cobmug. When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021
Get the California Corn Cobmug. Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!
Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
Get the Corn-cobbingmug. He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
Get the Corn on my cobmug. Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023
Get the Screaming corn cobmug.