Popping the Cork

Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.

Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.

by Asti Spumante January 23, 2012

Rum Cork

1. an alcoholic

2. Someone who likes to drink rum, or alcohol.

he is a real rum cork boy!

by Jevin Ramjattan January 25, 2008

corked out

Mentally handicapped, Down Syndrome

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.

by Dane Hansen October 24, 2016

popping a cork

When defecating, a solid stool excreted followed by loose stools or diarrhea.

I'll be out in a minute! I'm popping a cork right now!

by BleedDemon July 8, 2016

Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.

Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?

by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020

mud cork

Alternate form of mudcork.

Once I popped my mud cork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

Cooch Cork

Penis.

Get your cooch cork out of my face, asshole.

by Blotto Otto October 23, 2003