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Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way
just saw opera that stale coon
by Special-T-419 May 8, 2020
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Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.
What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."
by Chunkypuke October 4, 2023
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Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
by purefanny565 February 3, 2017
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A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
by Tbo8 August 24, 2017
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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!
Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"
by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009
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Coonsias

coon, 70s hair, palm tree build, small-headed, crop-top wearing ass nigga. Also goes by yosias
Aye, coonsias
stfu coonsias
by Real12345678 August 31, 2021
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coonstable

Good Morning "Coonstable"!
by stevie-J March 9, 2008
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