Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way

just saw opera that stale coon

by Special-T-419 May 8, 2020

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Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.

What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."

by Chunkypuke October 4, 2023

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Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

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A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!

Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009

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