Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

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coolic

A variation of the word cool. Only a very amount of people would even use this word due to the fact that it sounds idiotic when said.

Wow Steve, your car sure is coolic.

by hal August 24, 2003

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Coonicular

Coon like.

Clyde - "I was listening to some really coonicular music last night!"

by CuntMint October 18, 2009

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Comic Cat

A comic created by Thaddeus Peters, also known as the god of our mortal realm.
It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.

Person 1: Do you like Comic Cat?
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.

by SHBlaz April 11, 2019

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