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Dickerson Connection

This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.
I don't want to play with Kevin and his Dickerson Connection.
by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011
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the connection is really bad here

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.
Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.
by idza March 15, 2011
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Popcorn Connection

When two people reach into a bag or bowl of popcorn at the same time, and their fingers touch. Thought to be the equivalent of "love at first sight", but only with popcorn.
"Yesterday, I went to go see the Hunger Games with Liam... We both reached for the popcorn at the same time, and... well, I could feel our popcorn connection!"

"Awww. You two must be made for each other! You have so much in common!"
by musickeepsmyheartabeating November 5, 2012
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Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.
Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."
by Gollum May 28, 2006
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Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!
by Patje September 8, 2007
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Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.
Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads
by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012
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contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
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